Once again our illustrious satirist, who has been so unfairly ignored by the Nobel Prize Committee, has hit the mark with some MUST READ social commentary. Bravo, my friend, and good luck on your senate campaign!
The Media And Liberals Are The Cause Of Mass Shootings In America Not Guns
I have come up with some Nobel Prize winning thoughts on gun violence in America: what its causes are and how to best end it. I’m including these flawless thoughts in my platform as I run for the US Senate in 2020. I am the only solution to the problem that is a liberal-infested, media-haunted America. Anyone who thinks otherwise is wrong and a libtard. Period.
The media should be required, under penalty of death, to report only what our government WANTS us to know. Turn each shooting into a “Candy Given Away To Hungry Kids” headline, and all will be well. Shootings will stop, and a happy bliss will fall over America. Hell, don’t cover ANY shootings and INCREASE the ease with which people can purchase weapons–THAT will surely solve the problem. To further my…
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