“Trump isn’t here, if you haven’t noticed. He’s not here,” Wolf said. “And I know, I know, I would drag him here myself, but it turns out the president of the United States is the one pussy you’re not allowed to grab.”
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“Trump is also an idea guy. He’s got loads of ideas. You’ve got to love him for that,” she said. “He wants to give teachers guns. And I support that because then they can sell them for things they need – like supplies.”
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“It is kind of crazy the Trump campaign was in contact with Russia when the Hillary campaign wasn’t even in contact with Michigan. It’s a direct flight. It’s so close,” Wolf joked.
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“But I also want to make fun of Democrats,” Wolf started. “Democrats are harder to make fun of because you guys don’t do anything. People think you might flip the House and Senate this November, but you guys always find a way to mess it up. You’re somehow going to lose by 12 points to a guy named Jeff Pedophile, Nazi doctor.”
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Brilliant stuff and spot on accurate. Of course, our pussy-grabber ‘n Chief isn’t happy with this. What a sissy.
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And, he’s a coward for not even attending.
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Yep. Cause he knew exactly what was coming. What a f**kin’ worm.
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I LOVED when she called Trump out for being broke. And she’s right, that is the only thing that will get a rise out of him.
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Well, that and mentioning he’s the only person in the White House who currently knows what the underside of Putin’s ball sack tastes like.
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Ha, ha!
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I’m preparing for the backlash.
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It’s likely.
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I have seen snippets of the event and I think she was good. Her swipe at journalists was on point too, I think
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Agreed. She was so good, in fact, that the event organizers are now considering changes which would presumably exclude such poignant satire in the future.
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And this is retrogressive. I thought US of A is the land of the free and all those nice accolades. God bless America and nowhere else 😁
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Where did you get that silly idea? – lol!
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from the GOP haha
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Funny as hell.
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It was!
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