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Yikes, the Internet of Things is everywhere these days, including your private parts.

Source: Ottawa Vibrator Company That Tracked Your Jerking Habits Will Pay $3.75 Million Settlement – VICE

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Makers of the We-Vibe have agreed to delete all the hump and vibe info they stored without users’ consent.

The first time I heard about the We-Vibe I was in a Victoria, BC sex shop, where a 38-year-old woman told me about her search for something that could vibrate inside her as she goes about her daily tasks. She was scoping out the Canadian-made sex toy because it could be controlled remotely via her partner’s phone app—a fantasy that seemed genuinely futuristic three years ago.

 Now the future has truly arrived, as the sex toy maker is paying out a massive $3.75 million settlement to make a class-action lawsuit go away. Standard…

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12 thoughts on “Ottawa Vibrator Company That Tracked Your Jerking Habits Will Pay $3.75 Million Settlement

  1. There are any number of below-the-belt one liners for this … but I suppose the most ap(t) could be … ”look ma, no hands”.

    George Orwell would turn in his grave … or nod, and say, ”Told you so.”

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