You see, Ken’s Creation Museum has been struggling as of late. Actually, after it’s first booming year, it’s been declining rapidly in attendance each succeeding year. He needs money. LOTS of money.
And he doesn’t necessarily have the cash to advertise.
So, what does a charlatan do when he needs press, and hasn’t a pot to piss in?
He makes waves. He says whatever outlandish thing he can, in order to bring attention to himself.
He had big plans. And those plans needed big cash. And after announcing those plans, he refused for three years to tell anyone where that cash would come from. I assume he went the normal routes at first. But when those dried up, he got a bit desperate.
So much so, that Ken has decided to fill that $multi-million deficit by selling………….Junk Bonds.